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| Default Keywords: so the moral of this story | do not keyword | |||
| Keywords: hooters~ | Keywords: i decided that was the most | |||
| Keywords: appropriate keyword for that icon | Keywords: not because your boobs look good cause they don't~ | |||
| Keywords: but because you look like a skanky | Keywords: hooters girl sans the red short shorts grr | |||
| Keywords: i used to be in love with this woman | Keywords: her name was luxy | |||
| Keywords: and she was a goddess | Keywords: not just any kind of goddess either | |||
| Keywords: she was the most beautiful woman alive | Keywords: anyway so eventually i convinced her | |||
| Keywords: that living in boring | Keywords: sunny | |||
| Keywords: places | Keywords: such as key west | |||
| Keywords: was worthless and she left home | Keywords: to relocate to a better home | |||
| Keywords: avec moi i should learn better french | Keywords: so anyways this goddess and i | |||
| Keywords: we fucked... for lack of a better term | Keywords: a hell of a lot | |||
| Keywords: and by the time our fuckfest ended | Keywords: she found out that she was gonna be a mamabear | |||
| Keywords: and i was gonna be a super hot | Keywords: super sexy like this icon | |||
| Keywords: papabear this icon has officially been claimed by alexander hahn | Keywords: all was well | |||
| Keywords: until me and my goddess were informed by the evil vag doctor | Keywords: that she was going to be having twins TWO BABIES FOR THE PRICE OF ONE~ | |||
| Keywords: you look sea sick here jussayin~ | Keywords: back to my story | |||
| Keywords: however many months down the line | Keywords: the goddess exploded and from her | |||
| Keywords: shot two little slimey babies (we'll ignore the fact that i totally vomitted) | Keywords: who eat everything in sight | |||
| Keywords: and break power tools fucking noah... | Keywords: i'm hungry jsyk | |||
| Keywords: actually it might be worse than hunger | Keywords: i think i might have swallowed an entirely other lifeform and now i'm eating for two | |||
| Keywords: no wonder you were so fat when you were knocked up. | Keywords: i actually feel bad now | |||
| Keywords: but i'm sure i'll get over it | Keywords: always do afterall. | |||
| Keywords: you're vanity amuses me | Keywords: why so smiley? lalalala too many fucking icons | |||
| Keywords: STOP IN THE NAME OF LOVE | Keywords: that was really gay | |||
| Keywords: ughn~ goes without saying | Keywords: i'm totally off track of my story | |||
| Keywords: where was i? oh right... | Keywords: so this goddess | |||
| Keywords: she was this tiny little | Keywords: evil | |||
| Keywords: saucy | Keywords: minx | |||
| Keywords: mind and soul, who took over my life also claimed. | Keywords: and gave me a family | |||
| Keywords: where there might have been no hope | Keywords: she also gave me a giant complex | |||
| Keywords: and now i smoke too much | Keywords: and probably drink more than i should | |||
| Keywords: but i'm glad she can handle it | Keywords: is that you'll never have to worry | |||
| Keywords: because as long as you're mine | Keywords: and i am yours | |||
| Keywords: my hands are yours | Keywords: and i'll only have eyes for you | |||
| Keywords: love always and forever xoxoxo alex | ||||