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[Jan 16, 2008 * 2:00am] |
I don't think I like being back at school. I'm so bloody exhausted right now. And I have to pee all the fucking time, and it just reeks in the dorm.
( Warded to Roomies. )
( Just to Daisy. )
I feel like sleeping until the end of the term.
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[Jan 2, 2008 * 2:12am] |
My parents asked me last night at dinner what I'm learning at Hogwarts. I think they're worried I won't be able to go into the family business of pirating. So I assured them that we are learning all manner of interesting techniques for interrogating dissidents. You know, bamboo shoots under the fingernails, dripping water on their forehead, hanging them upside down by their ankles. Really, we should thank Filch for giving us all these fun ideas. Who wants to try them out with me?
I'm ready to get back to school. Being home is horribly boring. There's only so many times I can tell our neighbours that we regularly get whipped into obedience at that fancy boarding school I go off to.
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