So... I was going into work this morning, when something strange happened. It was bloody 2000!! No one recognized me, and frankly I didn't recognize anyone else either. Well... actually correction, the Aurors I did remember looked
a lot younger. And no one believed me when I told them I was Teddy Lupin, because why? I WAS TWO YEARS OLD IN 2000! Bloody Hell...
And then they have some epiphany that I'm from the future because I'm not the only one, and they give me this book that I'm writing in now. And from what I've heard, Azkaban disappeared? How does that even happen?! Seriously... weirdest day of my life, and I don't think it's going to start making more sense any time soon.