Below are the 6 most recent journal entries recorded in Sirius Black's InsaneJournal:

Monday, May 12th, 2008
6:30 am	It's been fun, but it's time to say goodbye. Lacy. Red. Panties. Current Mood: pissed off (Comment on this)
Friday, May 9th, 2008
11:01 am	Srs Black. tl;dr Oy -- well. Officially moved in with Regulus yesterday. Unpacking's hell, but it's not quite as bad as it used to be here. Kreacher's still a right pain in the arse, but Regulus keeps him out of the way for the most part. Don't see why the hell he's so fond of the little wanker. All he does is get in the bloody way. He barely keeps the house clean. If the little bastard gets into my things and starts trying to throw shit away again, mark my words, I'm going to kick him into Scotland, personally fly up there, kick his ass all the way to Wales, feed him to a dragon, and have said dragon shit him into the Mediterranean. I need opinions. From men, Lily. Should I continue attempting to cover my walls in scantily clad women or change things around a bit? Nude women, perhaps? And does anyone know a spell or something that'll get rid of permanent sticking spells? I don't mind the women and motorbike pictures hell, they make things easier at nigh, but mom's portrait's been stuck up (I think Kreacher did it a while ago, but can't be sure) and it's driving me bloody mad. Also, for the record, I want to state that it's bullshit who was pardoned as well as their alibis. I would suggest the pub, but if I did that every time the Ministry fucks up I'd be at the pub every bloody day. Not to mention I have no bloody time. New shipment at the shop, had to fire the new guy, extra work at the ministry, letters, unpacking and putting a proper lock on the door before Regulus finds Kreacher gone -- permanently, and so forth. If any of you wish to continue our friendship you will take me out for fish and chips. Not shitty fish and chips. Not that dry, pea-sized, shriveled up, burnt or undercooked frozen shit that Kreacher seems to think is fish and chips. Because it's not. Proper fish and chips. Greasy. Moist. Crispy. With crispy, salty fries. Crispy. ( Private to Remus. ) ( Private to James. ) (45 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, April 21st, 2008
7:51 am	In which Sirius writes a long ass political letter. ( Private to Self ) ( Letter to Evan Rosier ) (Comment on this)
Sunday, April 20th, 2008
2:35 pm	( Private to Self ) ( Private to James, Lily, Remus, Fabian, Kingsley, and all other potential pub attendees except Regulus ) ( Private to Ted and Andie ) (50 Comments |Comment on this)
6:12 am	It's probably not the most popular opinion right now, but maybe it is time we get our heads out of our arses and start -- not necessarily pardoning -- but something to some Death Eaters. It's been ten years. By this point, we're just ignoring the problem. They're still out there, that's not going to change. I mean, I don't agree with the means the ministry is taking -- just all out pardoning anyone under the age of twenty two is bloody ridiculous, but hear me out. It's been ten years. If they were going to do something, I think they would have done it already. They've checked their records and everything. I don't think most of them pose any real threat. Besides that, I'm sure most of the followers had no clue what they were getting into and their only real crime is being completely stupid. Being a Death Eater doesn't necessarily make you a bad person. Some people are are just genuinely stupid. But they were STILL a Death Eater and they should have to pay for that. But the measures we're taking... they're not working, not really. We were ignoring the problem. And, if He or someone else was to come back -- not that I think we're in any danger of that now -- wouldn't it be better to have those people on our side rather than pissed that we've basically kicked them out of the country, away from their families and all that, for ten years? Maybe we need to try some sort of reform? I don't know. I can't say I'm exactly pleased about most of them getting off the hook, but well. It was going to happen eventually. At least now we can keep an eye on them -- that's what aurors are for, right? I suppose what I'm saying is that it's ridiculous what the ministry did, but it's still about time something happened. Still, just bloody pardoning them. It's stupid. I bet you anything Fudge didn't make this decision without a couple galleons behind it or something. But STILL. It's been done. I guess it's just better to look on the bright -- if you can call it that -- side of things. Either way, this has given me a magnificent headache. I'm off to the pub tonight to get utterly pissed. And Kingsley is buying for me. Anyone else up for it? ( Private to Regulus Black ) (53 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, April 6th, 2008
9:04 pm	Mr. Black does not take kindly to your pink boa comment -- 'One time', he says 'ONE TIME'. ( Mr. Black does not take kindly to your pink boa comment -- 'One time', he says 'ONE TIME'. ) (Comment on this)