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Nov. 11th, 2008

Not so fast ...

Let's not all run home and tell all our children that they can be anything they want to be when they grow up. Remember that this still applies just to boys.
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Well, yeah!

Gacked from [info]hazmuchan - *blows kisses*


Right Brain/ Left Brain Quiz
The higher of these two numbers below indicates which side of your brain has dominance in your life. Realising your right brain/left brain tendency will help you interact with and understand others.
Left Brain Dominance: 12(12)
Right Brain Dominance: 7(7)
Right Brain/ Left Brain Quiz



... but what does this mean?
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Nov. 7th, 2008

Outstanding!

Gacked from [info]playswithknives - cheers!

Your result for Which Star Trek Ship Should You Command? Test...

Galaxy Class!

30% Flight_Control, 10% Tactical, 20% Science and 50% Command!

Congratulations! You have been assigned a Galaxy Class vessel! This class of starship is the top of the line when it comes to Command facilities and diplomatic amenities. It is perfect for any sort of mission of diplomacy!

Take Which Star Trek Ship Should You Command? Test at HelloQuizzy

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Oct. 31st, 2008

More whacked-out Speed Racer shit ...

Next on my list of insanely pedantic meditations on "Speed Racer" ...

... apparently the Mach 5 can race cross-country at about 4000 miles per hour.

Because when the Casa Cristo race begins (at sunrise), Spritle is watching it live in the morning back at Chez Racer. Pops busts him out and makes him go outside to get some sun. Then, only a few hours later, Pops steps out to get some parts, saying, "I'll be back before lunch," CLEARLY indicating that it is still morning. Yet when Spritle sneaks back into the house to catch the race, the first day is already winding down as the team slices through the aqueducts of Sassicaia, and thence to Cortega, under the setting sun.

I'm not saying that the Mach 5 couldn't cover 12 time zones in 3 hours. It is, after all, The Fabulous Mach 5 ...

Oct. 21st, 2008

Ready for more Speed Racer bloopers?

Like who wouldn't be?!?

Nobody can figure out when Rex actually "died."

During the opening race at Thunderhead, Old Guy Announcer starts yapping about "that night 8 years ago" when Rex Racer set the course record. Then Long-Hair Brit Guy Announcer yammers about Rex taking orders from the criminal underworld for five years before the Casa Cristo tragedy, which would mean that Rex died at most three years ago. BUTBUTBUT, when Inspector Detector (woof!) appears at the Racer house after the race at Fuji, Pops says that he hasn't seen him for 10 years, which must have been when I.D. was conducting the investigation into Rex's death.

So, did Rex die three years ago, or ten? And if it was ten, how did Rex set the course record at Thunderhead after having been dead for two years?

And for you quickwits who point out that I.D. may have been investigating something OTHER than Rex's death 10 years prior, I must point out that at Casa Cristo, Speed tells Trixie that "Inspector Detector suspected foul play" in Rex's death, so he must have been involved in the investigation (unless Inspector Detector grants phone interviews reference controversies in which he has no personal involvement, like those doctors and therapists that speak to the Enquirer about Oprah's weight and Heather Locklear's emotional state even though they've never treated them).

Clearly I need "Mugglenet" for Speed Racer. Where is it? Where?

Oct. 8th, 2008

... didn't think I had it in me!

Gacked from [info]hazmuchan -- *kisses*


Your result for The Classic Dames Test...

Joan Crawford

You scored 48% grit, 24% wit, 19% flair, and 21% class!

You are one tough dame, as tough as they come. You've had to fight long and hard to get where you are, but you always knew you'd do whatever you had to do to get ahead. You aren't above committing crimes (or seducing others to do them for you) to get what you want. You want to be happy and comfortable, but you usually always manage to get the fuzzy end of the lollipop. Even your kids are usually against you. Your leading men include anyone you set your sights on, even married guys that are never seen on-screen. Watch your back.


Find out what kind of classic leading man you'd make by taking the
Classic Leading Man Test.

Take The Classic Dames Test at HelloQuizzy

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Oct. 5th, 2008

The main reason I haven't been posting ...

"Speed Racer" came out on DVD a couple weeks ago, and I've been watching it at least once a day, every day since. Insufferably geeky but that's me. I know the moviegoing public hated it but I love Speed, have ALWAYS loved Speed ever since elementary school, and the movie adaptation just thrills the living shit out of me.

Naturally, having watched it daily for 14 days, I have discovered inconsistencies and discrepancies, with which documentation I shall clutter this blog beginning now!

Young Speed is right-handed; adult Speed is left-handed.

Little Speedy uses his right hand to fill out his test form in the classroom scene. Big Speed is never shown writing; HOWEVER, he shoots left-handed in the mountain pass scene (WOOF!), and every time he throws a punch (mountain pass scene AND hotel ninja scene) he leads with a strong left, but his right is short and tentative. And finally, when Chim-chim tosses his the gun during the mountain pass scene, he snatches it out of the air with his left hand and in a single fluid motion, pistol whips the baddie man with it still in his left hand.

As God is my witness, I never thought I'd see the day when Speed Racer, clad in leather, would pistol-whip a bad guy on the big screen with huge martial-arts film snowflakes falling all around.

*weeps with joy*

Aug. 21st, 2008

Har! Gacked from [info]playswithknives, and since I'm such a neurotic ISTJ borefest I corrected the spelling, grammar and HTML before posting!

Your result for The Watchmen Personality Type Test...

Nite-Owl

You scored 79% Moral Imperatives and 65% Attitude!

You are outwardly altruistic yet neurotically obsessed.



Whether through a privileged background or being just plain naive, you try to act as a morally conscious individual while never fully attempting to understand the harsher sides of reality, torn between contemplating your own identity and being a good person.

Though compassionate and honourable, you suffer from an incomplete personality and your unresolved neuroses border on the egomaniacal, leaving you in the dark.

Take The Watchmen Personality Type Test at HelloQuizzy

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Aug. 9th, 2008

Gacked from [info]playswithknives - this is a good one!

1. Go to: http://everyhit.com/dates/index.html
2. Pick your day of birth.
3. Find the Number 1 Hit song on your birthday.
4. Search YouTube for it and place a link in a post with name artist and song.

Lucky me!

The Beatles - A Hard Day's Night
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Aug. 3rd, 2008

The wonders of nature ... !

Gacked from [info]rangemaster - Watch this fabulous educational video!
And now a secret confession ... )

Jul. 22nd, 2008

Guilty!

Damn, this one is good. Gacked from [info]stacia:

Your result for The Attachment Style Test...

The Free Agent

29% Anxiety Over Abandonment and 42% Avoidance Of Intimacy

You like to be independent, to play by your own rules. You're not terribly interested in finding a partner and settling down, and it makes you nervous to imagine that someone might depend on you for anything. Were you to find the right partner--someone as independent as you, probably--you'd not be too put out about sharing your adventures with him/her.



Fictional characters with whom you might identify: Han Solo (Star Wars), Beatrice ("Much Ado About Nothing")



HanSolo.jpg Beatrice.jpg




Other Attachment Types:
Secure: The Unicorn | The Cuddleslut | The Free Agent
Preoccupied: The Cling Wrap | The Squid | The Insect
Fearful: The Doormat | The Leper | The Exile
Dismissing: The Hermit | The Stone | The Player
Confused: The Waffler

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Jun. 19th, 2008

Oh, as IF ... !

Your result for The What Middle Earth race do you belong to Test...

Elf


You're an Elf! You scored low in size, high in morality, high in aggression and high in intelligence to get here. The first and favorite race created by the Valar, the Elves have been in Middle Earth for many ages, and are currently the only race allowed to join their creators in Valinor. Blessed with eternal life, enhanced senses, great beauty, wisdom and skill, the race of Elves still has several black marks on it. (Kinslaying, anyone?) But hey, no one is perfect, right? Of course not, but the Elves are damn close to it.

FYI, your polar opposite is the Troll.

Take The What Middle Earth race do you belong to Test at HelloQuizzy

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Jun. 15th, 2008

Woobudduh woobudduh

... which is the sound my butt makes while I'm walking. Gah! Just climbed on the scale this morning out of curiosity because my fave Hawaiian shirt seemed a little tight around the boobs. I guess eight weeks of unrelenting work pressure and the resulting self-medication (fun-size Mounds, anyone?) have taken their toll! I haven't weighed this much since I was pregnant. Well, to be TOTALLY honest, I haven't weighed this much since I was eight months pregnant. A fine specimen I am!

BACK to nights and hooray for walking beats and days off during the week to go to the gym! But boo for limited food choices at 0200 - it's either 7-Eleven or nothing, and boy howdy, those super-size chocolate bars start looking re-e-e-e-eal good after 8 hours of domestic disputes and employee evaluations.

My Goal: 15 pounds by Labor Day weekend
My Motivation: Cousin Sunshine's wedding and the gorgeous dress I just ordered from The Territory Ahead, which, although ordered in my current size, would sure look a lot better with some slack around the belly
My Support Group: None *sigh* in fact, the kids are nagging me for ice cream every night now that it's gotten hot. Must ... be ... strong! Plus, anytime my mom gets wind of one of my weight loss programs, she shows her support by poking me in the abdomen as often as possible and announcing loudly, "Whatever you're doing isn't working!" This is the sensitivity and maternal love that drove poor pregnant Jeannie to cry hysterically and shut off her phone for an entire month.
My Plan: There isn't one. I can't lie - I've read enough fitness books and mags to know what to eat and what to avoid. Planning out menus for the week depresses me, and keeping a food journal is fun for about a day. There's just no nice way to say it - I need to get off my dead ass and move more, and stop pounding the cookie dough and Mounds bars. Plus I need to get more salad and less overstuffed pasta. Common-sense stuff.
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Jun. 12th, 2008

I want to live in a hotel and have someone else do the work!

Jeez, now I know why so many of our alcohol-related arrests involve construction workers, painters and handymen ...

... this shit is HARD!

I washed the shower curtain the other week and couldn't help but notice that the caulk around the shower pan looked a little gamey. OK, it was downright gross, and since I have this week off (hooray!) I decided to pull a Harriet Homeowner and recaulk the shower myself. I went to Baby Blue for advice (he of the college-era construction job and all-around handy guy) and he made it sound almost effortless. "It'll take you about an hour," he said.

An hour. Maybe for HIM! I started last night and kept at it this morning after the kids went to school, scraping and scraping and scraping. After TWO hours it's only about 80% done, and I have the actual caulking yet to do.

I want a beer. Make it a Corona.

Jun. 6th, 2008

MEME!

Ganked from [info]xo_tara_xo - thanks, sweets!

My personality type: the reliable realist

ETA: and from [info]playswithknives - too cool!

32

As a 1930s wife, I am
Poor

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Apr. 1st, 2008

Surprised? Not so much ...


Your Score: Borefest - ISTJ


26% Extraversion, 40% Intuition, 63% Thinking, 80% Judging



One word. Boring. Sums you up to a tee. You're responsible, trustworthy, serious and down to earth. Boring. Boring. Boring.

You play by the rules. You follow tradition. You encourage structure.

You insist that EVERYBODY do EVERYTHING by the book. Seriously, is there even an ounce of imagination in that little brain of yours? I mean, what's the point of imagination, right? It has no practical value...

As far as you're concerned, abstract theories can go screw themselves. You just want the facts, all the facts and nothing but the facts.

Oh. And you're a perfectionist. About everything. You know that the previous sentence was gramattically incorrect and that "gramattically" was spelt wrong. Your financial records are correct to 25 decimal places and your bedroom is in pristine condition. In fact, you even don't sleep on your bed anymore for fear that you might crease the sheets.

Thankfully, you don't have anyone else to share the bed with, because you're uncomfortable expressing affection and emotion to others. Too bad.

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If you want to learn more about your personality type in a slightly less negative way, check out this.

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The other personality types are as follows...

Loner - Introverted Sensing Feeling Perceiving
Pushover - Introverted Sensing Feeling Judging
Criminal - Introverted Sensing Thinking Perceiving
Almost Perfect - Introverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving
Freak - Introverted iNtuitive Feeling Judging
Loser - Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Perceiving
Crackpot - Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging
Clown - Extraverted Sensing Feeling Perceiving
Sap - Extraverted Sensing Feeling Judging
Commander - Extraverted Sensing Thinking Perceiving
Do Gooder - Extraverted Sensing Thinking Judging
Scumbag - Extraverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving
Busybody - Extraverted iNtuitive Feeling Judging
Prick - Extraverted iNtuitive Thinking Perceiving
Dictator - Extraverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging

Link: The Brutally Honest Personality Test written by UltimateMaster on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test
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Mar. 23rd, 2008

Stash attack

I finished my stash management exercise and found that I've accumulated 337 different kinds of yarn (typically 2-6 balls of each) since I left college. Some of it is so old that Ravelry doesn't even recognize it as yarn!

*shameless*

Now, of course, I have to start cataloguing my "Works in Progress". I'm aiming for one a day until they're all in there. This will take longer because photos are de rigeur ...

And speaking of WIP's, while on my knitting retreat I finished THREE projects!
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Feb. 10th, 2008

Yarn geek

So I finally broke down and signed up for Ravelry, only to find that I'm like #6400 on the list. And they only admit 800-1000 per day. So I have 8 to 10 days to eat my heart out until I can actually log on and USE that fabulous queue management feature.

And once I'm on Ravelry, I'm going to quit the Knitlist. I just never use it and I'm tired of deleted 50 emails every day that I won't read. Not that everyone on the Knitlist isn't super nice (they are), but if I'm not going to get into the swing of things, it's just so much of their server time wasted.

I heard about Second Life and went to go check it out; I know I can be a total Luddite but I just don't see the point. I would set up an avatar, take a tutorial on how to navigate the virtual world, and then start socializing, buying property and fixing up my house ... ? Wouldn't my time be better spent, well, socializing, buying real property and fixing up the house I already have? Plus it looked super-complicated, and putting in a lot of effort in order to relax makes zero sense to me. And I spend enough time online as it is, farting around with needlework sites and blogging and Gaia, which although intended for (and populate by) pubescent girls, is at least easy to jump into and has some kickass games.

I joined Gaia in order to spy on Pattycakes since she was spending so much time there and I wanted to make sure she wasn't being stalked by 50 year-old perverts. And now I spend more time there than she does. *facepalm*

I started the christening gown for the new baby (hereafter termed "Squeetus") and it's turning out to be a lot of fun. Every lace repeat measures about 1-1/4 inches, so 15 inches (the length of the gown) would only take 12 pattern repeats which is very doable. I'd forgotten how quick baby clothes knit up! Pictures soon.
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Feb. 9th, 2008

Meme!

Gacked from [info]playswithknives - thanks, dude!

Well surprise surprise, who'd have thought it ... ?

*long slow wink*



What's Your Political Philosophy?
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You scored as Old School Democrat

Old school Democrats emphasize economic justice and opportunity. The Democratic ideal is best summarized by the Four Freedoms: freedom of speech, freedom of worship, freedom from want, and freedom from fear.


Old School Democrat


65%

New Democrat


65%

Green


55%

Foreign Policy Hawk


35%

Pro Business Republican


30%

Libertarian


25%

Socially Conservative Republican


0%


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Feb. 5th, 2008

SICK!!

I started feeling kinda head-coldy last Thursday, you know, that slightly woozy feeling that's actually quite pleasant IF you're already cuddled up on the couch with a blanket, a hot cup of tea, and Stephen Colbert on the tube. Except that I had to work Friday, Saturday, AND Sunday nights and now I've developed a wracking cough and I've totally lost my voice. There's something evil going around, for real.

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