BLU Shift'ed

Subtitled: The Further Adventures of ZTDO and a Montage of Whiny Little Shits.

Yesterday was an awesome day to be a Sniper. I accumulated more points than the Engies, killed more than the Heavies, and an impressive headshot chain (zero misses and didn't die once) of 21. Yes. 21 consecutive headshots.

BUT....

The little puke that was hosting was on the other side. And he got so pissed off at people owning him and his team, he threw a temper tantrum and closed the fucking server down - and did one better - he rated everyone on the enemy side poorly.

....you got to be kidding me. My perfect Sniper day was ruined because of a whiny little shit that was tired of getting his ass handed to him?

Title: "I Woke Up For This?"
Series: Criminal Elements
Characters/Pairing: ZTDO (BLU Medic), idiot fanbrat
Worksafe?: Yes.
Summary: Inspired by a recent PM exchange on dA.

( MoroN? Issat you? )

Title: Defector - CONCLUSION
Series: Team Fortress 2: Defector
Characters/Pairing: BLU Sniper/RED Medic, BLU Soldiers
Worksafe?: Yes
Summary: The end.

( 6 )

Title: Defector PT Five
Series: Team Fortress 2: Defector
Character/Pairing: BLU Sniper/RED Medic, BLU Soldier, BLU Scout, BLU Spy
Worksafe?: Yes.
Summary: RED Medic surrenders to BLU..... but......

( 5 )

I seem to be the only person on this mudball that doesn't give two shits about the Olympics.

Title: Defector PT Four
Series: Team Fortress 2: Defector
Character/Pairing: BLU Sniper/RED Medic
Worksafe?: Yes.
Summary: The point of no return is reached.

( 4 )

http://zhoutaisdayoff.deviantart.com/journal/19785523/#comments

Wow. Just wow.

Not that it's a bad thing mind you. I think it's a good thing, considering that I cannot stand LAWLZOMGKAWAIIBISHIESDESUDESU!!!ONEONEONE1111. And if I don't have to really look at one of them badly drawn standard-issue animu pansies ever again, it'll be too damned soon.

While I think being called a bara artist is a good thing, I kinda wasn't thinking that I was shooting for that when I draw my stuff.

Got myself an Intercooler for my XBawks360. And I was able to play Army of Two glitch-free for 8 hours straight. It was great.

And.... and.... JADE EMPIRE FOR THE X-BAWKS360, YO

Title: Defector PT Three
Series: Team Fortress 2: Defector
Character/Pairing: BLU Sniper/RED Medic
Worksafe?: No. (Masturbation reference and basic naughtiness)
Summary: Hello, BLU Sniper

( 3 )

Title: Lover's Lane
Series: Team Fortress 2/Half-Life 2
Characters/Pairing: BLU Sniper/BLU Medic, BLU Engie/BLU Scout, Adrian Shephard/Alyx Vance, Barney Calhoun/Gordon Freeman, Arne Magnasson/Isaac Kleiner, Lamarr/Garden Gnome
Worksafe?: Yes.
Summary: Welcome to VALVe's Lover's Lane

( Lover's Lane )

Title: Defector PT Two
Series: Team Fortress 2: Defector
Character/Pairing: BLU Sniper/RED Medic (Special cameo from Barney and Gordon)
Worksafe?: No. (Masturbation reference)
Summary: RED Medic doubts himself after a freak encounter.

( 2 )

Title: Defector PT One
Series: Team Fortress 2: Defector
Character/Pairing: BLU Sniper/RED Medic
Worksafe?: No. (Masturbation reference)
Summary: RED Medic doubts himself after a freak encounter.

( Defector 1 )

Title: "Thanks fer yer medic, wankers!"
Series: Team Fortress 2
Characters/Pairing: BLU Sniper/RED Medic, BLU Sniper, RED Medic, RED Engineer, RED Soldier, RED Heavy, RED Scout, RED Pyro, RED Demoman
Worksafe?: Yes.
SUmmary: Love makes you do stupid shit.

( Thanks fer yer medic, wankers! )

( You again!? Go away! Shoo! )

*sigh* Here we go again.

I was playing a game of Sniper-Tag with the other team's Sniper in 2Fort this morning. It was good fun. I went up from having 28 headshots to 38 just playing Sniper-Tag. (He got me a few times too, it was mutual headshotting) Well, while he was respawning, here comes this Heavy Weapons Guy and Medic. Medic's running around like a cocaine whore knowing there's a Sniper in the Sniper Deck. *AHEM* Heavy Weapons Guy however.... didn't seem to get the memo. I get the Medic - Headshot number 39. Heavy Weapons Guy decides to stand completely still and try to fire on me with that big gun of his. Big mistake. While he was blindly shooting at the sniper deck, I took a roundabout way to the ground floor and.....

BOOM! Headshot!

Fucking idiot, you don't stand still when you KNOW there are enemy Snipers!

And I resumed my game of Sniper-Tag.

It was fun.

I spent all of last night and this afternoon playing TF2 as just the Sniper and the Spy. Spy still needs a little work on, but I think I got the hang of playing the Sniper. Out of a total of 40 Sniper kills, I got 16 headshots and only died 10 times.

Wow, I didn't know I had it in me.