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[22 Jul 2008|03:27pm] |
This blog is so addicting. If you ever want to feel better about yourself, read these people's secrets. Sometimes they can be really fucked up.
In other news, I saw a guy in Starbucks this morning who happened to look a LOT like Russell Crowe, so I moved closed to him to see if he had a funny accent, and he didn't. Good story, I know. I was very disappointed.
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[04 Jul 2008|02:30pm] |
WHOO. INDEPENDENCE DAY!
That is all.
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[30 Jun 2008|09:52am] |
YESTERDAY WAS EMBARRASSING AND AWKWARD. This is me pretending it didn't happen.
I encourage everyone who knows the words to Independence Day by Martina McBride to sing it around Alek this week. It's his favorite song because he loves American nationalism. Ahahaha. And, you know, if you don't know the words, just make them up. I realize that not everyone listens to country.
However, if you do know some country songs, you can mix it up with a "If you don't like America, you can get out." tune. That will work too.
( My Hat for Oliver's Party )
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[19 Jun 2008|01:26pm] |
THIS is the funniest thing I've read all week. Mostly because I read it before Eddie's post, so it didn't make sense and cracked me right up.
I stopped reading when he said "What is it with women?" I don't care.
I'm still working on the cowboy party, people, so don't give your hopes up. I just have to figure out what's going on with the retreat and stuff. Speaking of which:
RICHARD AND KATHERINE. WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THE RETREAT? I WANT TO HAVE A HOEDOWN PARTY.
I feel better. Oh, and Lena? We should talk, you sexy thing. Since, you know, you're the party planner. I like you much better than I liked Adam Fell.
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[14 Jun 2008|11:04pm] |
My penis and surrounding parts healed. No more pain.
I told you I would keep you posted.
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[13 Jun 2008|02:48pm] |
I hit my crotch really hard off of the corner of my desk this morning while I was on the phone. It was an important call, so I had to pretend that I wasn't about to pass out from the pain. I'm never going to attempt to circle my desk while on the phone again. Or maybe I'll just buy a longer cord.
Oh, and I took someone's Coke out of the fridge and used it to ice between my legs. I'm sorry about that. Ahaha. That's a lie. I hope someone actually put Coke in the fridge this morning.
I'll keep everyone posted on this situation.
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[08 Jun 2008|09:25pm] |
I was just thinking. If we have a cowboy party, some of the ladies are going to need to be saloon girls.
So. Girls. Are a few of you willing to dress up like prostitutes from the Wild West?
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[06 Jun 2008|10:39am] |
Brad and I have the same look. I feel silently challenged when he's on the friend's page. I'm so mature.
I'm very restless today and finding it difficult to focus on work. I might just start paying people visits. Or maybe I'll head over to the art department. I heard that they have a basketball net over a garbage can there.
So, I was thinking, and we need a summer office party. Last year it was a luau (Remember? I wore a Speedo.), and this year I really think it should be cowboy themed. Ahaha. I'm trying to make them progressively more obnoxious.
What do you say, office? Tight jeans and cowboy hats? Line dancing? Hoedowns? Let me know.
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[22 May 2008|10:01pm] |
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If anyone saw me hobbling around today, it's because I sprained my ankle. The doctors don't know if I'll make it. I'll be accepting "Get Well!" gifts in my office.
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[19 May 2008|12:36am] |
Look, guys.
Dani thinks I'm fat. :[
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[13 May 2008|09:00pm] |
AhahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHA. Beat you, douche Tagg. Watch me out-attention whore you.
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[12 May 2008|05:30pm] |
Shiiiit. This is just horrible. Great time to go away, Chris.
I think we need a PR meeting, sir. I know today was really hectic and you were probably focusing on damage control, but we all need a system in order to handle this matter as a team, I think.
Should we call PR together first thing tomorrow morning?
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[18 Apr 2008|11:12am] |
Aahahaha. What the fuck.
So. Who paid off the news station to cover up the murder?
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[10 Apr 2008|04:50pm] |
SPENT ANON POST. PLEASE PARTICIPATE.
Seriously. It will be fun. Although, the office is significantly less fun now because none of you add to these. You're all so fucking boring. I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE. I KNOW YOU WANT TO BASH SOMEONE. NOT EVERYONE GETS ALONG. If you don't like how negative they are, then say something nice.
Have at it, my friends.
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[03 Apr 2008|07:26pm] |
I think we need another Spent Karaoke Night soon. I want to sing Here's A Quarter (Call Someone Who Cares) to annoy Theo because I'm a really good signer SINGER and I know all of the words.
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[02 Apr 2008|12:42pm] |
Guys. Don't let Connor take over my obnoxious PR guy position. I worked really hard to get to this point.
That's all.
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[28 Mar 2008|10:59am] |
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I'm just posting to help get the huge pregnant man picture off of my f-page. Deal with it.
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[18 Mar 2008|06:11pm] |
Theo. There's a new French guy and he told me that sentir means to feel and smell.
I need new lessons. I'm rusty.
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[18 Mar 2008|12:23pm] |
So, I was just walking back from lunch and overheard two nasty French boys saying some pretty disgusting things about a hot girl woman on the street. I understood them, and I was scandalized. Yeah, I know it looks suspicious that I know French now. I don't care. Most of you know why anyway. Also? I'm so proud of myself. They were talking really fast and I CAUGHT IT ALL.
I love when foreign people just assume that no one around them understands what they're saying.
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[13 Mar 2008|07:14pm] |
Dear diary,
I hate women. They're fucking bitches, man. They're only good for fucking and sucking.
Get in line and hop on my cock, feminist scum.
-Tagg
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