Poll #4465 What, me silly?
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Repeat: How silly is Vakko?
Sound is measured in deciBells; Silly is measured in deciVakkos.
0 (0.0%)
Gummo, Zeppo, Harpo, Vakko, Chico, Groucho. 0 (0.0%)
Almost, but not quite, silly enough to be dangerous. 0 (0.0%)
Moderately silly, but not silly enough to be a Congressman. 0 (0.0%)
About average, really. 0 (0.0%)
Him, silly? Pull the other one, it's got bells on. 0 (0.0%)
I've met sillier accountants and patent clerks. 0 (0.0%)
He's more serious than a case of triple pneumonia. 0 (0.0%)
He can be the death of the party. 0 (0.0%)
What are you asking me for? 0 (0.0%)
Vakko is silly enough to become
President 0 (0.0%)
Vice President 0 (0.0%)
Senator 0 (0.0%)
Representative 0 (0.0%)
Governor 0 (0.0%)
State legislator 0 (0.0%)
Mayor 0 (0.0%)
Counciltaur 0 (0.0%)
Certified Public Nuisance 0 (0.0%)
Human 0 (0.0%)
a bureaucrat 0 (0.0%)
a U.N. "worker" 0 (0.0%)
quite fetching in a little black dress 0 (0.0%)
none of the above. He's not THAT silly! 0 (0.0%)
Vakko is not silly enough to
live in a steam-power spaceship. 0 (0.0%)
race tigers. 0 (0.0%)
eat tuna casseroles. 0 (0.0%)
tapdance in minefields. 0 (0.0%)
race anvils. 0 (0.0%)
to try use stud-muffins to sire a muffin herd. 0 (0.0%)
fax letterbombs. 0 (0.0%)
make snozzberry brandy. 0 (0.0%)
If the Vakko was a unit of silliness, the typical amounts of silliness would be measured in
ExaVakkos 0 (0.0%)
PetaVakkos 0 (0.0%)
TeraVakkos 0 (0.0%)
GigaVakkos 0 (0.0%)
MegaVakkos 0 (0.0%)
KiloVakkos 0 (0.0%)
DekaVakkos 0 (0.0%)
Vakkos 0 (0.0%)
deciVakkos 0 (0.0%)
milliVakkos 0 (0.0%)
microVakkos 0 (0.0%)
nanoVakkos 0 (0.0%)
picoVakkos 0 (0.0%)
femtoVakkos 0 (0.0%)
attoVakkos 0 (0.0%)
The YottaVakko (Vakko x 10^24) is:
Too horrible to contemplate. 0 (0.0%)
The Laughing Death. Beware! 0 (0.0%)
Hahahahahahaha *THUD* 0 (0.0%)
Unimaginably silly. 0 (0.0%)
A whole yotta Vakko! 0 (0.0%)
Impressive. Insanely dangerous, but impressive. 0 (0.0%)
Unusual, but not unheard of. 0 (0.0%)
Only mildly unusual. 0 (0.0%)
Depressingly common. 0 (0.0%)
Yotta, Yotta, Yotta-dah-dahdah-dah. 0 (0.0%)
A ridiculouslessly small unit. 0 (0.0%)
Can you make a Beowulf cluster with a Yotta of Vakkos? 0 (0.0%)
The Vakkoic bomb would:
Freak the Hell out of Edward F***ing Teller! 0 (0.0%)
Be banned under every arms treaty ever even imagined. 0 (0.0%)
Come in only two sizes. One would be UNIMAGINABLY silly. The other would be MUCH sillier. 0 (0.0%)
Wind up being controlled by the Duchy of Grand Fenwick. 0 (0.0%)
Be insanely great and amazingly amazing. Also it would be quite silly indeed. 0 (0.0%)
Punch a hole in the Bozone layer. 0 (0.0%)
Have the damnedest fallout. 0 (0.0%)
Leave a strange earthy smell. 0 (0.0%)
V for Victory, baby! Let's deploy them in the tens of thousands! 0 (0.0%)
Bombing is easy. Comedy is hard. 0 (0.0%)
Would cause outbreaks of what we wish was common sense. 0 (0.0%)
Be a dud. 0 (0.0%)
You mean these polls of his aren't the bomb? 0 (0.0%)
You mean these polls of his don't consistently bomb? 0 (0.0%)
Crazy Harry: Did somebody say _bomb_? 0 (0.0%)