InsaneJournal

proactive
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retroactive
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reactive... like fluorine
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reactive... like iron
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reactive... like argon
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bioactive
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electroactive
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photoreactive
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psychoactive
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radioactive
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hyperactive
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hypoactive
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inactive
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so negatively active that he's actually endothermic!
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His activity is hyperdimensional... which is why it makes no damn sense to us 3 (or 4) dimensional beings.
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Picture the Tasmanian Devil. On Amphetamines. On Fast-Forwarded. You're starting to get a vague idea.
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He is a macroscopic quantum mechanical phenomenon: his speed/location can only be described with probability, never certainty.
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He regularly breaks the sounds barrier without mechanical aid.
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He belongs to a bridge club. They build bridges for fun.
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I get tired just thinking about the stuff he does.
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His activity level is about average.
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He's rather sedate.
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Wombats have been known to race him - and win.
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Sloths have raced him and won.
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Vakkotaur is a living lethargy.
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He sleeps the day away.
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Uh, that's not sleeping as such.
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He's endothermic, remember?
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He said, "Let there be some joker to say 'Let there be light'." And he saw the joker - and he saw that it was silly.
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It's all his fault. He just wanted some light and whole freakin' universe popped into existence.
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...would be dangerous in the wrong hands.
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...would be dangerous in the wrong hands... and it just might be!
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Folks who deal with copyrights, trademarks, and patents are damn glad he isn't submitting anything to them.
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...level is rather high, too bad it's pretty much all useless
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It's so much fun watching the delay between Vakko saying something and people realizing just what the hell he said.
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...is about average.
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...is slightly greater than that of a concussed wildebeest.
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...is slightly less than that of a comatose wildebeest.
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...is about the same as the creativity of your average igneous rock.
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largely imaginary, especially around 4 MHz. Oh, wait, that's permittivity.
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such that's he transparent at most frequencies.
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such that he seems to be a cleverly disguised aerogel.
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is like a rock - pumice.
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Well, he has about the average number of pores. I think.
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below normal. He's quite solid.
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is like a rock - gneiss.
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a really screwy question to consider, really.
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not something I wished to consider, you inconsiderate clod.
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He's deft.
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He's daft.
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He had a saw named for him.
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This is far too nonspecific to be a valid question!
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Wouldn't you like to know? *smirk* *wink*wink*nudge*nudge*
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*I'll* be the judge of that... sometime.
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He's more skilled, about more things, than he is allowed to talk about.
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It's regularly outclassed by a drunken marmoset.
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It's an incredible simulation.
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It's a dirty rotten lie.
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It's being held for ransom.
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It's... Monty Python's Flying Circus
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is most evident at right angles to Reality.
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Alter-ego pathos
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Animal crackers
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Antidisestablishmentarianism
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Canada
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Defenestration
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Poll randomness
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Ten feet
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Vakko. Let's pick on him even more.
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Vakko. Let's boost his ego even more.
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None of the above.
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