Poll #3803 Not an Emulator
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Wine is...
...red!![]()
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...white!![]()
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...red, white, rose, blush, and probably a bunch more.![]()
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...in need of distillation into brandy.![]()
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...something I don't drink, thanks.![]()
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The best wines come from:
Australia![]()
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North America![]()
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North America, excluding California![]()
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South America![]()
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Europe![]()
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Asia![]()
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Africa![]()
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All over![]()
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My own efforts![]()
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Hinges in need of oiling![]()
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Non-grape wine?
Yes, please.![]()
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Sometimes maybe.![]()
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That's not really wine. Pour anyway.![]()
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Eyuck! I want wine!![]()
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Doesn't matter, I don't drink that either.![]()
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Ideal wine container (NOT serving vessel):
Glass bottle![]()
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Plastic bottle![]()
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Bag![]()
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Box![]()
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Can![]()
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Barrel![]()
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Tanker rail car![]()
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Magnetic Inertial Confinement system![]()
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Doesn't matter to me. I told you I don't drink the stuff.![]()
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Ideal serving vessel:
Glass bottle, in a brown paper bag![]()
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Glass![]()
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Can![]()
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Mug![]()
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Footwear (shoe, slipper, boot, etc.)![]()
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You buying? I don't care - except no footwear!![]()
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I. Do. Not. Drink. Wine.![]()
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Worst wine:
Anything "fortified" that isn't a proper sherry or port.![]()
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Boone's Farm![]()
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Buckfast Tonic Wine![]()
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Cisco![]()
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Jeppson's Malort![]()
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MD 20/20 ("Mad Dog")![]()
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Night Train![]()
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Thunderbird![]()
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Wild Irish Rose![]()
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That stuff $RELATIVE committed.![]()
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Other (see next poll question)![]()
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I only drink at least allegedly good wines.![]()
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I don't drink wine, remember?![]()
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The worst wine it was my misfortune to experience was:
A good, inexpensive (not cheap) wine is:
This wine is overrated:
Non-alcoholic wine?
Sure!![]()
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Maybe.![]()
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Only if it's free.![]()
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No.![]()
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Not even if it's free.![]()
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Not only no, but hell no!![]()
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Wait, isn't that just grape juice?![]()
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Say what?![]()
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