InsaneJournal

yes
2 (28.6%)

no
1 (14.3%)

peace and social justice
4 (57.1%)

gay marriage and abortion
1 (14.3%)

your mama
1 (14.3%)

beer
2 (28.6%)

how the hell would I know?
3 (42.9%)

fun with bacon!
3 (42.9%)

actually he is strangely fascinated by the world's fattest priest
4 (57.1%)

surprise buttsecks!
2 (28.6%)

eBay
3 (42.9%)

Kidneys-R-Us
3 (42.9%)

Cash4Kidneys.com
5 (71.4%)

where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street
2 (28.6%)

lying on a blankey next to a toster oven
2 (28.6%)

Hormel
1 (14.3%)

your mama
1 (14.3%)

beer
1 (14.3%)

kinkymedical.net
5 (71.4%)

yard sale!
5 (71.4%)

Horror protagonists are stupid
3 (42.9%)

I need to shampoo my hair
2 (28.6%)

I have to get the blood off my hands somehow!
4 (57.1%)

How else am I supposed to advance the lame plotline?
4 (57.1%)

surprise buttsecks!
2 (28.6%)

Let's go get some sushi and not pay
3 (42.9%)

I love my dead gay son!
4 (57.1%)

This is all a thinly veiled personal attack on madamruppy
4 (57.1%)

The system and the man are keeping me down
2 (28.6%)

I rarely wear undershorts
1 (14.3%)

wash laundry
4 (57.1%)

buy more underwear
5 (71.4%)

wear the dirty stuff again
0 (0.0%)

go commando
5 (71.4%)

turn the dirty stuff inside out and wear it
0 (0.0%)

paint my genitals red and run around shrieking like an indian warrior until I get more attention than everyone else
1 (14.3%)

OMG ponies!
5 (71.4%)

beer
1 (14.3%)

your mama
1 (14.3%)

profit!
4 (57.1%)

Yes
5 (71.4%)

No
0 (0.0%)

Your mom IS an apelike creature
5 (71.4%)

Maybe
4 (57.1%)

Beer
2 (28.6%)

This is a thinly veiled personal attack on osym
4 (57.1%)

My underwear is all dirty
2 (28.6%)

Yes yes yes oh baby please don't stop
1 (14.3%)

I have an 18 inch wang that smells like a Strawberry Shortcake doll!
2 (28.6%)

Of course we're going to throw poo at him!
2 (28.6%)