Poll #3737 Smiting! Mr. Tiki God wants to smite someone.
Open to: All, results viewable to: All
Whom should he smite?
Chuck Norris
4 (57.1%)
Cookie 0 (0.0%)
Callie 0 (0.0%)
Buck Naked 3 (42.9%)
General Skyes 2 (28.6%)
Msgt. Featheroff 1 (14.3%)
Random Penn State Guy 5 (71.4%)
Lance 1 (14.3%)
Christi 0 (0.0%)
Nico 0 (0.0%)
Your mama 2 (28.6%)
Beer 2 (28.6%)
Rush Limbaugh 5 (71.4%)
Rob Zeta 1 (14.3%)
Carrie Prejean 4 (57.1%)
What should be the method of smiting?
Old Testament 3 (42.9%)
Real wrath of God stuff 4 (57.1%)
Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! 5 (71.4%)
Rivers and seas boiling! 5 (71.4%)
Forty years of darkness! 4 (57.1%)
The dead rising from the grave! 6 (85.7%)
Earthquakes 2 (28.6%)
Volcanoes 2 (28.6%)
Human sacrifice 4 (57.1%)
Cats and dogs living together 6 (85.7%)
Mass hysteria 4 (57.1%)
Beer 1 (14.3%)
Your mama 0 (0.0%)
Surprise buttsecks! 4 (57.1%)
Candygrams 2 (28.6%)
What is the most exciting thing about online polls?
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard 4 (57.1%)
Your mama 0 (0.0%)
Beer 1 (14.3%)
I love the smell of napalm in the morning 2 (28.6%)
Free vibrator with every question answered 4 (57.1%)
I rarely wear undershorts 3 (42.9%)
My butt hurts 2 (28.6%)
For the love of god and all that is holy my anus is bleeding! 3 (42.9%)
The thinly veiled insults 4 (57.1%)
Each one of us is carrying an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back 4 (57.1%)
My nipples are erect 3 (42.9%)
I am no longer infected 2 (28.6%)
Please come up to my place bouncy bouncy 3 (42.9%)
My hovercraft is full of eels 4 (57.1%)
Please fondle my buttocks 4 (57.1%)