Poll #3700 Friday Five 8 May 2009
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Name the 5 lines you won't hear in X-Men Origins, Star Trek or the New Disney Pixar film UP:
I love my dead gay son!
5 (100.0%)
Your mom 0 (0.0%)
Beer 3 (60.0%)
Wanna fuck? 2 (40.0%)
He's dead Jim 2 (40.0%)
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard 5 (100.0%)
For the love of god and all that is holy my anus is bleeding! 2 (40.0%)
Do you like to eat pussy or suck cock? 2 (40.0%)
I'm a doctor not a pornographer! 3 (60.0%)
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madamruppy! 4 (80.0%)
Air conditioning went out on the server room 3 (60.0%)
Forgot to order a Mother's Day gift until the last minute 3 (60.0%)
Rain 1 (20.0%)
Found the marble in the oatmeal 2 (40.0%)
Got laid off/fired 0 (0.0%)
Infect with ass beavers 2 (40.0%)
Arrested for mopery 3 (60.0%)
Your mama 1 (20.0%)
Got pregnant 1 (20.0%)
For the love of god and all that is holy my anus is bleeding! 1 (20.0%)
Do you like to eat pussy or suck cock?
Yes 2 (40.0%)
No 1 (20.0%)
Maybe 1 (20.0%)
Do I have to choose? 2 (40.0%)
Your mama 1 (20.0%)
Beer 2 (40.0%)
This is all a thinly veiled personal attack on Del! 4 (80.0%)
Hell no I'm a vegetarian 2 (40.0%)
For the love of god and all that is holy my anus is bleeding! 0 (0.0%)
Yes yes yes yes oh yes oh please oh baby don't stop... 0 (0.0%)
How lazy is xiombarg?
A little 2 (40.0%)
A lot 1 (20.0%)
Not at all 0 (0.0%)
He like to move it move it 2 (40.0%)
I hear he just got smited by an evil tiki god 3 (60.0%)
Your mama 1 (20.0%)
Beer 2 (40.0%)
He's got a remote control just to operate his remote! 3 (60.0%)
He came in last place in a recent snail marathon 2 (40.0%)
This is a thinly veiled personal attack on xiombarg! 3 (60.0%)
Does Denis Leary frighten you?
Only if he's starring in the new Star Trek film 1 (20.0%)
Yes 2 (40.0%)
No 3 (60.0%)
Maybe 1 (20.0%)
Does he like to eat pussy or suck cock? 2 (40.0%)
Please PLEASE don't sodomize me! 0 (0.0%)
Beer 2 (40.0%)
YOUR MOM frightens me 3 (60.0%)
'Scuse me while I whip this out 3 (60.0%)
Please PLEASE don't sodomize me! 1 (20.0%)