Keywords: Every move u make every bite u take
Every bootie you shake I'll be- wait, is that how it goes?
|Keywords: Even I have no patience for you|
|Keywords: were you born out of an asshole?||Keywords: Ooopsie daisy!|
|Keywords: I like big swords and I cannot lie||Keywords: Love is like a red red rose|
And I'm a little thorny (shamelessly stolen from 'The Mask')
|Keywords: Draw me like one of your french toys||Keywords: Incoming!|
Behold my wonderfully swift reflexes as I dodge at the last moment.
|Keywords: Was that chicken doing tai chi?|
It's New York. The answer is always yes.
|Keywords: Pull over and let's party sugar|
No, really. Pull over. I'm about to shoot you.
|Keywords: I'm a mighty mighty man!|
I'm young and in my prime!
|Keywords: Someone's dropping in|
Don't they ever knock?
|Keywords: Are you seriously fucking kidding me?|
When ***I*** am saying that, you have problems.
|Keywords: Do bullets shoot faster upside down?|
Let's find out!
|Keywords: I knew him Horatio don't sass me!||Keywords: Shhh Don't tell Daddy Nick|
He knows I'm a bad bad boy anyway.
|Keywords: Oh my have I been naughty again?||Keywords: Minimal property damage SCORE!|
|Keywords: Deadpool: Putting the D in BaDass.|
Hey, there IS in a d in there it still works, okay?
|Keywords: Whacha up to sweetnuts?|
|Keywords: You are a few of my favorite things|
Wait till I get my swords out, you'll be a few things then
|Keywords: What the actual flying fuck?|
|Keywords: You're not as funny as me||Keywords: Out of the shadows|
Crouched down inside a deep ravine
|Keywords: I can't make a wisecrack so...|
I guess I'll just have to shoot you.
|Keywords: With this ring I thee... suck?|
|Keywords: So I'm holding a unicorn. What of it?||Keywords: I like guns AND swords.|