Keywords: Finally home
|Keywords: NO U|
Just how stupid do you think I am, anyway? (Don't answer that.)
|Keywords: Mom gave me kitchen duty again D:|
I didn't even do anything this time.
|Keywords: OH SHIT FUCK NO WHAT IS THAT|
|Keywords: Sulk sulk sulk|
My brothers are assholes.
|Keywords: Candy for frend|
Not poison. Promise.
|Keywords: Bitch fucking this mother fucker|
Back away from my family, and you might only get a bullet to the brain, and I won't get creative.
|Keywords: ::thumbs up::|
|Keywords: A good laugh heals a lot of hurts||Keywords: Do I really look that gullible?|
|Keywords: Proud tradition of Elric family smugness|
God rest that man's soul, the jokes never get old
|Keywords: Both the look of a beauty and of a beast|
In your eyes, I perceive- be careful not to bring about your own end, my dear.
|Keywords: People watching in NYC|
Always an entertaining game of "what weird conversations am I not hearing? And why can't I escape the ones I CAN?!"
|Keywords: It's just a flesh wound|
Gimme less than a second. You'll be suffering a lot more than flesh wounds.
|Keywords: I'mma stop you right there|
You'll say something stupid otherwise.
|Keywords: Taking in the breathtaking WTF|
Holy shit do I not want to be the one handling what just got dropped on the table.
|Keywords: Just assessing the situation||Keywords: Fortune Cookie Say You Are Fired|
|Keywords: Whaddya want?|
Make it quick, I'm low on patience today.
|Keywords: I have sympathy really|
I'm positively overflowing with it. See all this sympathy?
|Keywords: Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool|
I'm okay with how my life got flipped upside down, though.
|Keywords: This is my stern face||Keywords: Mental crosshairs aligning|
Keep talking. I'm reloading.
|Keywords: Well shit- this can't be good.|
Why is it our brothers always have to be the bearers of bad fuckin' news?
|Keywords: It's so beautiful when the boy smiles|
Nothing you wear is more important than your smile.
|Keywords: I mean there are options|
I could be creative or efficient. Or creatively efficient. Or efficiently creative! The options are limitless!
|Keywords: WTF is wrong with you|
And just how many medications are you on for it?
|Keywords: ... uhhh... huuuh....|
|Keywords: Wanna go be that 'something wicked?'|
Envy and Paladin, voted best mercenary team in the galaxy for three decades in a row.
|Keywords: Hmm mmm nope nope|
|Keywords: So what am I looking at here?|
What magnificent Elric weirdness are we getting treated to today?
|Keywords: Anna: We brought our smiles back|
I told you we'd get out of that House together.
|Keywords: Anna: Trade our secrets when it's safe|
Say that you trust it and I'll set it free.
|Keywords: Anna: This could be heaven or hell|
When all the demons come alive I'll still be under your spell.
|Keywords: Anna: I would be the one|
To hold you down, kiss you so hard, I'll take your breath away