Keywords: what's the catch?
|Keywords: oh. does this bother you?|
|Keywords: yo.||Keywords: wait. what?|
|Keywords: too mediocre for this shit||Keywords: the most natural-looking pose ever|
|Keywords: you wish you had these moves|
the moves of a 1/1 creature
|Keywords: aspiring mafioso|
|Keywords: go away.||Keywords: it's all an act|
|Keywords: down in the mouth||Keywords: a wise man once told me|
|Keywords: perfectly legitimate. perfectly.||Keywords: d'oh.|
|Keywords: on the job||Keywords: coming apart at the seams|
|Keywords: woe. whoa.||Keywords: no. way.|
|Keywords: here come the waterworks||Keywords: c'mon. you can trust me.|
you sorta can, actually. i'm working on that.
|Keywords: ooh. blackmail fodder.||Keywords: you'll need to file a 1010 schedule 12A|
tell anyone and i will cut you
|Keywords: i curse you in the name of my father|
i understand that's not very intimidating
|Keywords: it gets cold in dorthonion|
|Keywords: i look the part|
that one means "slaughter". or possibly "crouton".
|Keywords: i'm so excited. & i just can't hide it.|
|Keywords: try me.||Keywords: my folks think i'm a good kid|
but i'm not, okay? i'm NOT.
|Keywords: mm-hmm. sure.||Keywords: i don't trust you|
do you offer lessons?
|Keywords: why yes i am drinking & driving|
i'm such a rebel
|Keywords: this is way too funny for real life|
|Keywords: so i'm short. fuck off.||Keywords: uh. um. uh.|
|Keywords: HEY.||Keywords: i never said i was brilliant|
but i do know which hand is which. usually.
|Keywords: this family's too functional|
it's a little bit wrong
|Keywords: my benevolent look||Keywords: mercy mercy me|
|Keywords: siiigh.||Keywords: where did the smug gene come from?|
(a: grandpa olwë)
|Keywords: look at you bringing the lulz||Keywords: i can listen|
i may not respond though
|Keywords: mom dressed me today|
is it that obvious?
|Keywords: i never said i was talented|
c d e f g a b c. eat your heart out, macalaurë.
|Keywords: it doesn't get any less scary|
post bail before i'm designated "bitch"
|Keywords: headlights+cute woodland creature|
|Keywords: cops &||Keywords: i never said i was pretty|
|Keywords: not findaráto. you know that right?||Keywords: it's okay. (you brought my money?)|
|Keywords: so. you're sort of an idiot.|